In a surprise, coordinated attack, the boys tricked me into getting them $20 haircuts (each) that should have cost us nothing at all. Someone in Walt's class had lice and shaved his head. Walt decided that he too wanted to be bald. I thought I had the situation contained to just the big one, but right when Oscar was climbing in his chair, he declared that he wanted a shaved head too.
I now present the world's most expensive buzz cuts: